“This is what 35 hours without sleep looks like” [X]
Man, Kat Dennings looks better on 35 hours of no sleep than I do on 12 hours of solid rest.
See? WIl knows whats up.
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
The xbox is a box? WHODA THUNK.
Metal Slug, Neo Geo.
SHE JUST GOT HER WHOLE APARTMENT FLOOR TO TWERK. WHAT.
THATS JUST NOT FAIR.
A girl from the /r/snapchat subreddit has been art battling it out with me on Snapchat and initiated a twerk challenge.
OH. OH. OH NOW ITS ON.
I don’t care what any of my friends say, Kat Dennings will always be more attractive than Melenie Iglesias. YOU HEARD ME.
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
Can you guess Mike Rugnetta’s 5 word acceptance speech for his Webby award?
I am Aziz Ansari. Comedian/actor. Thanks for having me again. AMA. : IAmA
Here’s a link to a Reddit thing I’m doing for a while. Ask me some stuff.
Made a speech on bacon for one of my classes.
Had a piglet on a slide with a caption saying
“They’re just as cute as they are tasty”
I’m so proud of myself
Best of: Amy’s Baking Company facebook page
It has come to my attention that Amy’s Baking Company has taken these posts down claiming that they have been “hacked”.
Since that’s obviously not true I’d like to remind everyone I’ve got the comedy gold from earlier right here.